Canada Needs a New Vegetable

A surreal dream

We interviewed George Bush. We witnessed him eating some pulled pork and he let out a groan of ecstasy and started laughing like a child. That's what the news story was about. We got the whole thing on film. Later I took out a chefs knife and wiped it off on a curb. It became dull. I brought a silver platter to Bush and asked him if he wanted to try some Canadian kale. He looked at me, then he looked at the kale. Then he just grabbed a bunch with his hand and ate a mouthful.

After he was done, he said to me "I think Canada needs a new vegetable.".